A Sucker For Your Sound
hey, you wanna hear a joke about my cock?
teenexorcist: Eh, nevermind. It’s too long.
Funfact: an anagram for mother in law is hitler...
Crystal Castles - Not in Love ft. Robert Smith ...
Its not about the amount of years in our life, but...
I’ve been through it all and nothing works better than to have someone you love...– John Lennon (via georgecarlin)
You're a fucking joke
Tonight's South Park.
wearehugh: Inception jokes. Fuckin gold. Its like a taco in a taco in a taco bell in a kfc in the matrix in the mall IN YOUR DREAM
In capitalist America, bank robs you
The Best Simpson’s song out there - Talkin...
AN ACCURATE 2010 HOROSCOPE :) →
adaytoforget: soulatlantic: jadorejillian: athenajaneustaris: poignant: clandestinekisses: andthatlittleblackdress: trashiness: This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning … and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.....
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter...– Dr. Seuss
Kill Your Coworkers = Robot Killing fun :D
Fun Fact on Woody Harrelson's Father
Woody Harrelson’s father is serving life in prison. Charles Harrelson is an organized crime-connected freelance hitman, who also has claimed that he was involved in John F. Kennedy’s assassination.
Pete and Pete theme song = epic as shit
Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew.
humdrumvee: PO TA TOES