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femmebotnoir: cursethecosmos: The word “fuck” is used 296...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:16:54 -0400

cursethecosmos:

The word “fuck” is used 296 times, for an average of 2.04 fucks per minute. About half of them are said by Joe Pesci.

If you ever want to see a proper representation of a New Yorker, watch “Goodfellas”. I’m not fucking joking either.

Ah. This is one of my favorite movies.

lcgccx: leoat: 1371398313387.jpg Caption: “You’ll have a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:41:53 -0400

lcgccx:

leoat:

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Caption: “You’ll have a wonderful feeling if you put it in.” XD

Burning with Revenge

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:45:52 -0400

_{Burning with Revenge}

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:41:54 -0400

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:13:04 -0400

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:18:45 -0400

We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:40:54 -0400

We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.

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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:31:10 -0400

How it should have went down

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:47:20 -0400

How it should have went down

savevsdeath: Cinema X, 1972

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:34:57 -0400

savevsdeath:

Cinema X, 1972

Some Algerian Jams for your listening pleasure

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 11:39:18 -0400

Some Algerian Jams for your listening pleasure

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:34:10 -0400

theshiningd: klinklang: people are seriously upset and complaining about the fact that animal...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 23:19:29 -0400

theshiningd:

klinklang:

people are seriously upset and complaining about the fact that animal crossing new leaf is getting better reviews than bioshock infinite

If only the playability of bioshock was infinite.

People are idiots, like thinking Bioshock Infinite was even good….

锅贴

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 23:16:36 -0400

锅贴

Bag Raiders - Snake Charmers

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 22:17:24 -0400

Bag Raiders - Snake Charmers

CLAMBULANCE: You're Not Cute. Have More Orgasms. "The 10 Things Women Need to Realize In 2013." (Written by a Man.)

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 22:12:33 -0400

CLAMBULANCE: You're Not Cute. Have More Orgasms. "The 10 Things Women Need to Realize In 2013." (Written by a Man.):

saucy-mermaid:

red-ribbon-fox:

theinkstainedknight:

uncannibal:

publicshaming:

So I recently came across this website, Elite Daily. It calls itself “The Voice of Generation-Y.”

The link I stumbled on was to an article titled “The 10 Things Women Need to Realize in 2013.” OK. Let’s check this out…

OH, BOY. What the fuck is this? The first photo attached to the article should have tipped me off, but I was too focused on the name of the author…

That’s right. EDDIE CUFFIN. A dude is about to lecture women on what they should “realize” in 2013. But, not just any dude. It’s says right there in his bio: “THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE OFFICE.”

Let’s take a look at a few of these “things”…

“Ladies, realize that in 2013, you are not cute.”

“Back to to the kitchen women and make me a sandwich.”

Well, shit. Thank you GUY for explaining this stuff to women! I mean, one of the points in this article was about getting men to “eat out your ‘box.’” And all that along with the objectifying pics? What would a girl living in the 1950s…err…2013 do without this article?!

But, don’t worry! Eddie Cuffin has got more for all of you seeking his advice. Gems such as…

“The 21 Signs She’s Expired.”

That’s right, girls. If you are over the age of 19 and 1/2, hang up the boots and please deposit yourself in the closest trash bin.

Misogynistic, transphobic AND he hates Mila Kunis! Eddie Cuffin is a catch!

What a gentleman.

But, don’t worry! Eddie Cuffin won’t leave you hanging now that you know your girlfriend is “expired” like the cold cuts sitting in the back of your fridge…

Eddie Cuffin’s gonna let you know how to cheat on her with “15 Steps to Successfully Cheat on Your Girlfriend!” Eddie says women are like chicken (expired chicken?) and stale bread! The man who wants to empower women in 2013 with cooking lessons and orgasms would also like them to know that their value depreciates over time (because women are nothing but a commodity, duh!). GIRLS, “you’re getting older and not getting any tighter” and by not stopping time you “compel” men to cheat! IT’S YOUR FAULT, LADIES…

“15 Easy Steps to Managing Your Mistress.” Fellas! Your pal Eddie’s got you covered here too! Because it’s 2013 (Eddie’s got a real infatuation for 2013) and as it says right there above…It’s that time in your life, and not just yours, everyman’s life where he ”GROW A SACK AND GET A MISTRESS.”

“Women lie a lot.” You hear that men? Women are EVIL LIARS. Why can’t they just be truthful while you lie and cheat on them?! GIRLS ARE THE WORST.

But, what if you fell for the evil voodoo women and she went ahead on her very own and decided to get pregnant (THE NERVE)? Don’t worry, Eddie Cuffin’s got you covered here too!

“Many poor men.” If only they had Eddie Cuffin’s brilliant mind and knew the “20 East Steps to Raising a Whore” so they could do the exact opposite!

Steps like…

Letting her get involved in fun activities like cheerleading and gymnastics! Only WHORES play sports!

Telling her she can’t date a black man! Because we all know women will go out and do the exact opposite! AND ONLY WHORES DATE BLACK MEN. (Eddie Cuffin: misogynistic, transphobic, and now racist too!)

Put her on birth control at 13! Because we all know girls don’t have sex UNLESS they are on birth control. No birth control, no sex, and there’s like no teen moms in 2013…the Voice of Generation-Y, people!

In case these listicles full of amazing advice weren’t enough for ya, Eddie’s got a Twitter account too! 140 characters of pure wisdom!

Eddie Cuffin of Elite Daily, folks! The Voice of Generation Y (Don’t Girls Like Me, I Am So Alone).

TH IS GU Y„,.. , …………..

wow…this motherfucker gets a writing job but i can’t. fuck. fucking fuck.

I bet this guy is one of those guys that say they’re amazing at sex, but think your clit is in the vagina and when it comes to sex just pounds away for 30 seconds like a jackhammer and has that horrible O-face that looks like he just ate something sour while doing Lamaze.

THAT COMMENT.

THAT IS MY EX.

OH GOD.

Pretty sure you guys are just taking joke articles the wrong way…have’t you ever been on cracked or buzz feed? Same shit.

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 10:33:22 -0400

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Fuck Skrillex, everyone knows MAGNETO jams WAY harder

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 17:27:33 -0400

Fuck Skrillex, everyone knows MAGNETO jams WAY harder

80shorroraddiction: The Return Of The Living Dead (1985)

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 16:49:23 -0400

80shorroraddiction:

The Return Of The Living Dead (1985)